noselfpreservation:

When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”

He looked startled.  “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.

"Yes she did!  She said I was a lesbian!"

"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"

I started getting mad.  “She did!  She said I was good at acting!”

"…That’s a thespian.  A thespian.”

"…Oh."

But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.

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ackleholic-padaaddict:

equestrianfangirlswag:

iwantmyhonorback:

castiali:

frickelschnitz:

so-you-think-youcan-tell:

castiali:

supernatural wishlist:

  • openly queer character
  • good female that doesn’t die
  • dean/castiel hug
  • sam in a ponytail
  • sam/castiel hug
  • musical episode
  • castiel inhaling helium and saying “hello dean”
  • dean/castiel kiss

we’re getting there kids

WHOA WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

WHOOOAAAHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

dont you start

TAKE MY HAND WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

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YOU DIDNT

GET OUT

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

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There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button.

laugh-addict:

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via hi)

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perfectic theme