lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

(via that-wasnt-very-punk-rock-of-you)

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teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

(via deadlyliv)

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It’s funny how I think I’ll be able to eat 100g of chocolate in one sitting and then ten minutes later I realize I’m a goddamn idiot

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via pizza)

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littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

I thought this said all waiter

(via tall-slim-teapot)

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